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There was once a girl named Mary Sue. She lived in the wonderful world of Fanfiction. Everywhere she went, no matter what the series, she was different, yet always the same. Sometimes she revisited these series, making every boy fall for her once again. The thing each of Mary Sue's forms had in common; they were all extremely cliche, they all were irresistible, they all were perfect in every way possible. But in the world of Fanfiction, Mary Sue often only visited people if she was told by the Mighty Authors, who would create another form for her.

One day, Mary Sue was in her pretty pink mansion, sipping the finest tea in the most expensive possible cup. She was in her usual form. A girl in a blinding pink dress, with extremely sparkling, perfect, blonde hair, and beautiful blue eyes. She looked extremely beautiful, as all of her forms were meant to be. And from the Mighty Authors themselves came a letter from Above. She ripped it open excitedly, not getting a new job for quite awhile. She delicately unfolded the letter, reading it carefully. It seemed to be in some kind of code (which we Mighty Authors call chatspeak), but being perfect, she was able to decode it instantly.

Perfectly translated, it read:

Dear Mary Sue,

My name is animefan12345678444. I have recently joined, and was wondering if you could take part in my FullMetal Alchemist story, and of course fall in love with Ed, have automail, be ultra-pretty, blah blah blah...I know the public will just LOVE you, even though in your other forms you have been constantly rejected by meanie reviewers!


Mary Sue, being as bored as she was, gladly accepted. She wrote "ACCEPTANCE!" with a heart on the back of the letter, sending it back up to Animefan12345678444 and the other Mighty Authors. Mary Sue got up, letting off a parade of Armstrong-like sparkles, stepping on the transportation pad. "To FullMetal Alchemist!" She called, her voice that of an angel. The pad whirled around, which would make a normal person queasy, but not Mary Sue. Oh no. In what seemed like an instant, she was suddenly there, tumbling in beside a suit of armor and a short boy.

Mary Sue's new form was a surprise, with fake limbs called 'Automail', and beautiful, sparkling purple hair, which was impossible, since there were no mentioned hair dyes in the world of FullMetal Alchemist. Her eyes were also a sparkling yellow, much like the short boy's. The short boy, Edward (Mary Sue knows this, because being perfect she knows everything) gasped, saying, "I love you! Marry me!"

Even though this was extremely out of character, Mary Sue laughed and said, "Of course!" And so they kissed. And within a chapter in Fanfiction world, they were married. Al was extremely confused, and refused to even show up at the wedding. So they grew old, having little Mary-Sue children, who would one day wreak havoc on Fanfiction. They grew old, slowly wasting away. Finally, Mary Sue's new form and Ed died. Mary Sue, now with her job done, returned to her pretty pink mansion in the world of Fanfiction.

Ed later woke up to realize it was all just a terrible dream. He explained it to Al, Al comforted him by making him some chicken noodle soup, and somehow, even though years had passed, Mary Sue's tea was still hot.
A story to make fun of Mary-Sues. Sorry if this offends anyone, it's meant to be humerous and not taken seriously X) Yes, the descriptions in it suck and it's really OOC. It's supposed to be. And Mary Sue is years old, though never ages. She still keeps the glamorous look, of course.

Armstrong, Ed, Al, and anyone else (c) FullMetal Alchemist
Mary Sue (c) me, and the characters, or her "forms" who helped create her (c) whoever created it
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TotalDramaFan1000 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016  Student General Artist
Thank you! There are some Mary Sues with rainbow hair. 😉 Just so I'd let you know
GreatRose101 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2016
Wait! Isn't Purple hair possible? There was one chick with pink hair!
RoseFeral Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2016
This is amazing xD
Mitosuki-Chan Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
An hour in the life of a Mary-Sue xD
GypsyBling17 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 21, 2016  Professional Artist
Wait a minute.....I see one mistake on/in this story.

They grew old, slowly wasting away. Finally, Mary Sue's new form and Ed died.

Mary-Sues & Marty-Stus (Gary-Stus) don't aged & dies. + They're immortals they never aged & dies.

Oh I see it at the bottom of the descripition bad LOL xD xD xD 
TopDogPomeranian Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is quite literally the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Especially the last two sentences.
LuckyLadyXandra Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015   Artist
This is the best fanfiction story I ever read!
bluefirehedgehog113 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This made my day :D
Firathefox Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This was really really good! And so trueNod 
CarthageNut Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is just what I needed to read today! Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
Random209 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Dont-H8-M8-Ur-Gr8 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015
This is beautiful! ;u;
5NightsAtPinkies Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
KeplerNova Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Jeffsoul13 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
And they all lived happily ever after, or at least Mary did! XD
DeizMarol Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
zcatx Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Student Artist
Haha xD It's Great
Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Student Writer
That is the most weirdest story I've ever seen.
Mr-HEARTBREAKER-Toon Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
u r a god
Unknown-Protagonist Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
how do you politely tell people that they have a mary sue like person? ( 12 years old, as strong as a grown trained man and skill full too and she wears really relieving (showing body off) clothing and immune to poison and she likes characters that everyone else hate)
darkoel Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
12HoursTillSunset Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is beautiful
Poyupyu Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*slow clap*
aynonymous-nyan64 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Student Writer
10/10. Best Mary Sue satire I've seen yet.
AllTheFandoms134 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This has to be the best story I have ever read. And sadly true.
DebuNeko98 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow... this is the PERFECT way to put Mary Sues in a nutshell! BRAVO :iconclapplz:
NarneyBrickman Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ilikechocolatedotcom Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Vinlyviv Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
I'm kinda afraid to go to that link
xXx-Kotoki-xXx Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014   Traditional Artist
Excellent job. I'm glad I got rid of my silly Sue character and replaced her with some much well-written and realistic new characters.
TheRainbowcrafter24 Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
NOT ED!!!!
Akaszik Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, well written :clap:
KuroLove88 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
This is just too perfect~
imichaotheechidna Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Uggggghhh! XD To think years ago it could've been one of my characters you were making fun of. Ah, my ridiculous youth...
claire-the-wolf1 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist
UGH SAME. This account im on now (i've had it for like 2 years), holy shit my character is like the suest of the goddamn sues. I hate this account because it and its characters are a disgrace to my very existence. 
Elizabeth3696 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You are brilliant, had me laughing the whole way through because I see it way too mcuh
Abyss-Valkyrie Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Looollllll!this is too good!
Gunslinger-of-Hearts Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fucking brilliant.
matt67potter Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
really really really dumb question what the hell is a Mary sue (please keep it simple)
DebuNeko98 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
In a nutshell, Mary Sues are original characters in fanfiction who are so perfect, it's really annoying. Most of the time, they represent the author so they can "fall in love" with another character.
(I know this from reading a fanfic by a friend where one of the characters was a Mary Sue herself :()
matt67potter Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
so if you show a character making mistakes that makes then not a mary sue
DebuNeko98 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
No not really. Although I have yet to read a fanfic where the Mary Sue makes mistakes since they're "oh so perfect."
The closest thing I've read is the writer's OC getting pregnant, even though she's only 13. But this still makes her a Mary Sue, mainly because the writer used her to have one of the cannon character's love child or something.
If you want, send me a note and ask to explain what I mean a little further, mainly because I'd rather not discuss it in the comments :p
525600termites Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Student General Artist
A Mary-Sue is a character so perfect, beautiful, smart, and charming to the point where it's annoying.
matt67potter Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013
oh thank you for the Info 
Guntherson962 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
Poor Ed.
AnAnonymousPerson Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha! Hilarious!
Favninthedirewolf Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I should not have been laughing as loud as I did... I love this!
awesome-rawr-101 Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Drag0n-Princess Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
AHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! this is GENIUS!!!!
SandrOops Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconlaughsplz:Lol i died at "Mary Sue's tea was still hot"!!
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